Sunday, July 14, 2013

Chiun: How To Tell A Bad Driver

Chiun, from The Destroyer series, with Remo's tutelage had an uncanny tell, to point out bad drivers on the road: 

"Oh, Remo gave me some pointers before he got bored and said he would teach me no more."

"Oh, and what did he teach you?"

"That there are two different kinds of drivers in the world. Those who can drive correctly, and those who are best avoided."

"I could have told you that," Anna said.

"But could you have told me how to differentiate between the specimens?"

Anna clutched her seat belt. "No. How?"

"Fuzzy dice," said Chiun resolutely.


"Avoid any driver who hangs fuzzy dice inside his vehicle. It is a certain sign of a shrunken brain. Thus spoke Remo Williams, the easily bored."

Anna looked back at the pursuing driver. A pair of big pink furry dice bounced beside his head.

"In that case, I think we should be especially careful with this one in back of us," she said worriedly.

Oh yes, be afraid....

The Destroyer

The Prophecy of the Sealed Door
He was created Shiva, the Destroyer; death, the shatterer of worlds. 
The dead night tiger made whole, by the Master of Sinanju.

You Betrayed Shiva!


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